"Look, child! Look at all the fucks that I give!" (at Ghirardelli Square)
Sometimes your wife drinks a ginormous margarita on vacation and then decides to draw you as a centaur.
I found my refuge during the zombie apocalypse. (at Scenic Pacific Coast Highway)
This panoramic I grabbed with my phone is the image that jumps to mind each time I think back to our 3 day drive down Highway 1. I could have spent the entire day at Bixby Bridge, alone, with a view like that.
The Mogwai is in full wedge cat mode since we got home tonight.
Waving goodbye to the ocean. (at Inn At Avila Beach)
These jerks kept spitting on us. Who do I look like, Dennis Nedry?! (at Universal Studios Hollywood)
Hey Internet! I had dinner and drinks with your Aimee and Melanee.
Who then proceeded to leave a photobomb on my phone when I used the bathroom.
Our honeymoon comes to a close as Aimee and I hop a flight back to MKE in a few hours. So many great memories. Thanks for not falling into the ocean, California.
You guys, I’ve really got the world on my shoulders. You have no idea. (at Universal Studios Hollywood)
Is this some kind of joke? I’ve been trick-or-treated to death tonight. (at Universal’s House of Horrors at Universal Studios Hollywood)
24 hours left of our honeymoon, before hopping the big white bird back to MKE. (at Chamberlain West Hollywood)
Get to da choppah! Do it now! (at Griffith Observatory)
There’s a whole world out there. (at Griffith Observatory)
Hollywood fierce. (at Griffith Observatory)
I still find dick jokes hilarious. By that, I of course mean detective jokes. Why?
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