January 2012
Did I mention that we went to see an Elvis...
Because we did.
There’s just nothing like big glass titties and the music of the King to set your mood right after a busy work day.
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Truthful Tuesday
The sound of a cat drinking water will make me laugh every single time.
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I love old timey songs because of titles like...
Is there a waiting list to get on, in order to...
I’m asking for a friend.
Don’t worry, you wouldn’t have heard of him…
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Height Meme.
Fletch is actually 6’5. With the afro, 6’9.
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“I can’t talk. So I have to use Braille.”
– Bruce, who has a sore throat and is losing his voice, while grabbing my boob. (via aimee-b-loved)
It really bugs me that people don't use pencils...
Computers are ruining everything.
There’s a whole generation of students who will never turn a classmates’ cookbook into a cockbook with four strokes of an eraser.
My girlfriend lets me be the most ridiculous...
Do you understand how important that is? Because I’m pretty fucking ridiculous.
I mean, I’ve shaved a muttonstache and gone to work in a top hat, before.
