What is your middle name?
William. Named after my grandpa. But people usually assume it’s Wayne when they see the initial, since my first name is Bruce.
Do you wanna make out?
NOTE: I resisted a “No I will not make out with you!” Billy Madison reference. Damn I’m proud of myself.
No, seriously. DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT??
Sure. Under the bleachers? Beneath the old oak tree? Back of a Trans-Am?
What are your plans for tonight?
I celebrated my New Years last night with friends, and this afternoon running a 5K. May walk across the street and catch a movie. Then come home and get comfortable, preferably sans-pants. And either watch something on TV or respond to more Formspring questions … but this time with some of the bottle of Champagne I got at my race, in my system. WHEEEEEE!
Will you be my New Year’s kiss?
I will. But since I don’t know who you are, you’ll have to stand outside my apartment window, holding up a large boom box to get my attention. But have girl parts, instead of John Cusack parts.
I know. I’m such high-maintenance.