• In preparation for this weekend’s Roy Orbison/Elvis Presley tribute show at The Pabst.

    In preparation for this weekend’s Roy Orbison/Elvis Presley tribute show at The Pabst.

    Aug
    14
    2014

  • lucifer-take-the-wheel:

    WRITER TIPS.

    Aug
    14
    2014
  • Throwback Thursday - that time I busted Mogwai with catnip and had to lecture her.

    Throwback Thursday - that time I busted Mogwai with catnip and had to lecture her.

    Aug
    14
    2014

  • continuants:

    khanandkittens:

    KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

    (My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

    My dream.

    I would totally take Mogwai to see this on opening night.

    Aug
    13
    2014
  • Get to da new office art - go! Do it now!

    Get to da new office art - go! Do it now!

    Aug
    13
    2014
  • tj:


Favorite Tumblr couple


GROSS!

[translated: I wish you could’ve seen the big ole smile that came to my face when coming across this reblog just now]

    tj:

    Favorite Tumblr couple

    GROSS!

    [translated: I wish you could’ve seen the big ole smile that came to my face when coming across this reblog just now]

    Aug
    12
    2014
  • Aug
    11
    2014

  • One of my co-workers photographed the top image as I jokingly walked up to our company picnic like Bigfoot. It turned out looking like I was on a mission. Like guys who walk away from an exploding building and never look back.

    Aimee saw this photo and turned it into a meme. My wife has skillz.

    Still dying.

    Aug
    11
    2014
  • Cape Cod Evening.  (at BVK)

    Cape Cod Evening. (at BVK)

    Aug
    11
    2014

  • Wisconsin State Fair tomfoolery.

    Aug
    10
    2014
  • I found a series of these on my phone. Evidently Mogwai has been taking selfies while I’m away from my phone.

    I found a series of these on my phone. Evidently Mogwai has been taking selfies while I’m away from my phone.

    Aug
    10
    2014

  • mediaite:

    Kevin Spacey and Julia Louis-Dreyfus swap roles for Entertainment Weekly

    Is it wrong that I mistakenly thought that was Jennifer Aniston on the top left, at first?

    (Source: mediaite.com)

    Aug
    10
    2014
  • operationfailure:

sadfaceemote:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

benternet
, you must get this

" One must always keep the tools of statecraft sharp and ready. Power and fear - sharp and ready."
"Snuffles, are you reciting Baron Harkonnen quotes at me?"
"The day hums sweetly when you have enough bees working for you."
Dune Cat, coming 2015

Hell, I want a floating judgement box for myself, even.

    operationfailure:

    sadfaceemote:

    drawingguitarist:

    Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

    benternet
    , you must get this

    " One must always keep the tools of statecraft sharp and ready. Power and fear - sharp and ready."

    "Snuffles, are you reciting Baron Harkonnen quotes at me?"

    "The day hums sweetly when you have enough bees working for you."

    Dune Cat, coming 2015

    Hell, I want a floating judgement box for myself, even.

    (Source: herotox)

    Aug
    10
    2014
  • aimee-b-loved:

So, my husband was dancing on the stage with Vanilla Ice like some basic bitch. (at Wisconsin State Fair)

I was on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice and I touched him in a (mostly) non-sexual way.
So, my life is pretty much complete now.
GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!

    aimee-b-loved:

    So, my husband was dancing on the stage with Vanilla Ice like some basic bitch. (at Wisconsin State Fair)

    I was on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice and I touched him in a (mostly) non-sexual way.

    So, my life is pretty much complete now.

    GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!

    Aug
    09
    2014
  • Yes, Vanilla Ice had a personalized Milwaukee Brewers jersey. And I was the one guy who knew every word to “Hit ‘em Hard Ice” off his second album.

    Yes, Vanilla Ice had a personalized Milwaukee Brewers jersey. And I was the one guy who knew every word to “Hit ‘em Hard Ice” off his second album.

    Aug
    09
    2014
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