• Spending the night in San Luis Obispo, with a room right on the ocean and drinking a local beer. I second guess no part of this honeymoon so far.

    Spending the night in San Luis Obispo, with a room right on the ocean and drinking a local beer. I second guess no part of this honeymoon so far.

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • Sassy on the Big Sur.

    Sassy on the Big Sur.

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • Highway 1 tunnel porn.

    Highway 1 tunnel porn.

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • You guys, this may have been the most beautiful stretch of road I have ever driven.  (at Bixby Bridge Big Sur)

    You guys, this may have been the most beautiful stretch of road I have ever driven. (at Bixby Bridge Big Sur)

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • When I was a kid, I created a comic book called the Deadly Fighting Fish Team, which included a Hammerhead shark. So I like to think this guy and I had a connection.  (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    When I was a kid, I created a comic book called the Deadly Fighting Fish Team, which included a Hammerhead shark. So I like to think this guy and I had a connection. (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • Find a penny floor, pick it up. All day long, you’ll have … quite the back ache.

    Find a penny floor, pick it up. All day long, you’ll have … quite the back ache.

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • Old Pile.  (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    Old Pile. (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    Aug
    26
    2014
  • I’m on my honeymoon with this girl. I guess you could say I (peng)win.  (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    I’m on my honeymoon with this girl. I guess you could say I (peng)win. (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • I apologize for the honeymoon spam. I will not be offended if you unfollow me for the next week. But this is my first vacation in almost 10 years.  (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    I apologize for the honeymoon spam. I will not be offended if you unfollow me for the next week. But this is my first vacation in almost 10 years. (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • Drinking a Lips of Faith “Gratzer Ale” with a beer list that fills an 11x17 sheet of paper. We may be here a while.  (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    Drinking a Lips of Faith “Gratzer Ale” with a beer list that fills an 11x17 sheet of paper. We may be here a while. (at Cannery Row Brewing Company)

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • We’re at the Monterey Bay Aquarium and Aimee’s as happy as, well… (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    We’re at the Monterey Bay Aquarium and Aimee’s as happy as, well… (at Monterey Bay Aquarium)

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • Good morning, from San Jose.

    Good morning, from San Jose.

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • Chinatownies.

    Chinatownies.

    Aug
    25
    2014
  • I deserve a scholarship to the Academy o’ fart.

    I deserve a scholarship to the Academy o’ fart.

    Aug
    24
    2014
  • Such a fascinating story behind the woman and this house. I wanted to sneak off and spend the night in one of the 160 rooms. It’s 1.5 miles to walk through the entire house.  (at Winchester Mystery House)

    Such a fascinating story behind the woman and this house. I wanted to sneak off and spend the night in one of the 160 rooms. It’s 1.5 miles to walk through the entire house. (at Winchester Mystery House)

    Aug
    24
    2014
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